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the-absolute-funniest-posts: lulz-time: YOU KNOW WHATS FUNNY AT 4AM EVERYTHING Follow this blog, it cured polio. Ok not really, but it could have…
iwillmindfuckyou: vvierd: badgerbutts: OMFG SERDXGCFBHJKLJHGFVDRETFHYHJKKH HHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT CHILD CRYING OMFG I CANNOT
nightsammy: i am really legitimately terrified of romney winning the election i’m british and i’m terrified. i’m greek and i’m terrified i’m brazilian and i’m terrified i’m german and i’m terrified i’m polish and i’m terrified i’m portuguese and i’m terrified im from outer space and i’m terrified i’m australian and i’m terrified i’m norwegian and i’m terrified ...
me: *doesn't party*
me: *doesn't drink*
me: *doesn't sleep around*
me: *doesn't get knocked up*
me: *stays up past 1am; maybe goes downstairs to make a sandwich or something*
parents: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU WHY ARE YOU UP SO LATE DID WE TEACH YOU NOTHING WHERE DID WE GO WRONG YOU'VE WOKEN UP THE WHOLE HOUSE YOU HIDEOUS DEVIL CHILD YOU'RE DESTROYING THIS FAMILY
trollmano: whyworryyourlifeaway: missanthropicprinciple: aperfectillusion: lettersfromdua: aperfectillusion: Step 1: Go someplace public with your laptop. Step 2: Click HERE Step 3: Press f11 Step 4: Start typing frantically. Step 5: Make sure other people see your screen. Step 6: ??????? Step 7: Profit it helps if you roll your neck a few times, grunt and crack your...
boltong: boltong: boltong: did i ever post this cause its a drawing i made of my dad when i wasl ike 3 why does this have so many notes its not even funny seriously what the fuck tumblr Number 5.000 :O
captainshenanigans: to prove a point to my mom please reblog if you regularly stay up past midnight
angrybagel: tommarvolohiddles: angrybagel: i wish i cried macaroni because i would get free macaroni and that would make me so happy that i would cry from happiness and make more macaroni are you okay yes
beta-lyrae: linatran: ohhgawditschelsea: LOLOLOL OMG I WANNA DO THIS TO SOMEONE LOOOL OMG THIS GIRL IS SO SMART This was so delightful, I love it.
bowlersandtophats: synekdokee: dontbetardyfortheparty: This is the best thing on the whole internet OH MY GOD Props to this guy
videohall: Olympic Godzilla > What did i just watch
justpaprikaa: juilan: Best Chatroulette prank ever omfg
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J.J. Abrams Officially Commits to Directing Star... →
e-pic: Attention impatient sequelphiles: Vulture can confirm that J.J. Abrams has finally committed to shooting Star Trek 2. Insiders familiar with the director’s plans tell Vulture that pre-production is underway, that the script will be done by month’s end and that Abrams will start shooting this winter.